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Hey, hey, stop!

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- What was that? - The atomic claw.

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Whoo!

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That is not a martial arts move.

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It's an appetizer at the lobster barn.

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It's a pro wrestling move, dude. You know who uses it?

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I'm gonna take a wild guess and go with the wrestler

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Called the atomic claw.

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You know wrestling's fake, right?

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Whoa whoa whoa.

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There is nothing fake about the claw's claw, okay?

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It's 100% bionic

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With robotic titanium fingers that can crush a man's skull.

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It's a catcher's mitt wrapped in aluminum foil.

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So I guess you guys

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aren't going to the wrestle frenzy this weekend.

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- Of course we're going. - We wouldn't miss it.

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Can we get back to sparring?

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- Let's go. - All right, you ready?

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Go! Nice.

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Whoa!

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What are you doing? Stop!

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That is crossing the line, dude.

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You do not touch another man's ears. Ever.

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What are you guys doing?

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He gave me the atomic claw so I gave him the Russian lobe lock.

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So I go into my office for 10 minutes,

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and you guys just goof off?

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Sorry, Rudy.

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We're just pumped about wrestle frenzy coming to town.

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What is it with you kids and this wrestling stuff?

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If I wanted to see giant sweaty freaks pounding on each other,

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I'd go home for thanksgiving.

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I don't need this today.

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- What happened? - I don't know.

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Let me see. My cat needs feline braces,

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And I had to help my mother's man friend

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Because his nose was stuck in a bowling ball.

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How do you get--

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By playing a game called "I bet I can fit my nose in that."

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Don't you get all tough with me

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That's just how we do

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And no matter how much I chop and punch

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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you

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Here we go, let's start the party

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Chop it up like it's karate

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Everybody

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Don't you get all tough with me

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I'm saying won't you come kick it with me?

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And we could have a ball, run up the wall

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That's just how we do

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And no matter how much I chop and punch

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It's not as cool as kickin' it with you

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I loved the museum.

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But the prehistoric display was lame.

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You could tell the cavemen were just department store mannequins.

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That explains why the Neanderthals were wearing high heels.

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Holding hands with you at the museum is nice.

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About that, I was thinking it's time for us

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To go to the next level.

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I think we're doing good.

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And my friend Annie told me the next level is scary at first,

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But then it's really fun.

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Yeah, that's-- oh, boy.

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Am I late for my dentist thing.

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I got-- bye.

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- Oh, excuse me. - Milton?

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Milton!

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Excuse me. I was here before you.

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Now you're after me, pipsqueak.

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Hey, buddy,

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I'm kind of having a tough day. I just wanna get my food,

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Go home, put my cat in his headgear

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And keep an eye on my mom's boyfriend's nose.

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- It's a life. - Hey, you know what--

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You just made a big mistake, man.

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Rudy, what happened?

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I don't know. I just lost it.

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He shoved me and called me a pipsqueak.

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Don't worry, Rudy. You're not alone.

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My pip squeaks, too.

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I'm not talking about my pip with you.

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Dude, the next level.

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She's talking about kissing, bro.

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I can't. I'm not ready.

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It's not that big a deal.

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You just have to relax and let nature take over.

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How do you know? The only thing you ever planted one on

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was the punching dummy at the dojo.

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And I relaxed

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and let nature take over.

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Milton, dude.

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Your first one's important, man.

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Well, it's not technically my first one.

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Thanks for coming to my birthday party, Cindy.

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So I guess I'll see you around.

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Aunt Gerty.

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Happy birthday, darling.

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See you next year.

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Oh, he kissed me right on the mouth!

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No, it wasn't like that. You turned into it, and I missed.

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You're a twisted little boy!

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The whole thing was horrible.

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I tasted her lipstick and cough drops for three weeks.

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Guys, you are not gonna believe this.

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That wrestler Mondo Mountain is in town.

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He was in Falafel Phil's and apparently, he met Rudy.

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Get out of here!

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Whoa!

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Rudy says martial arts is for confidence, discipline and honor.

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But as it turns out,

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It's also good for beating down fools.

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What's a guy gotta do to get some up top around here?

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Rudy Rudy Rudy, you have well over three million hits.

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I can't believe it. That's more than "Man kisses goat."

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Hey, I didn't kiss her. She needed mouth-to-mouth.

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Rudy, why didn't you tell us you took down the Mountain?

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Your video's all over the internet.

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Yeah, Rudy, you're famous.

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I know. Today, a woman asked me to sign her baby.

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Do you know how much that thing is worth now?

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That's me. Hello.

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Rudy, I wasn't there,

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But you've always taught us not

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to use martial arts unless you absolutely have to.

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No, I had to. That giant jerk cut in front of me.

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So what you're saying is sometimes you have to take a stand?

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Yes, but I just didn't take a stand for myself.

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I was taking a stand for

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every little guy that's ever been pushed around by a fat cat or a bigwig

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or a big fat cat in a wig or a cat with--

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Yes, yes, he'll do it.

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Rowdy rudy will fight Mondo Mountain.

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Okay, ciao, baby.

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- So you guys need more hummus or anything? - Phil!

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What did you just do?

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I called the wrestle frenzy people

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And told them that you wanted to get into the ring with the mondo.

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What? I am not a pro wrestler.

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Don't worry. It's just a show.

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They want you to win.

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They want to see the mighty mouse once again take down the elephant.

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Phil, Phil,

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I don't crave the spotlight.

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I'm but a simple man who lives a quiet life.

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- I don't seek fame-- - They say that they will pay you $5,000.

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Mondo's going down, baby!

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Julie, you know the other day in Falafel Phil's

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When you told me you wanted to go to the next level?

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Yeah, I'm excited.

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Okay.

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Well, it's obviously very important to you,

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So I think we should do it.

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Just close your eyes as I prepare myself.

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Uh...

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Just do it. It's for the best.

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You're a twisted little boy!

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Gerty, no!

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Milton, who's Gerty?

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Step right up.

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Who wants to get flipped by Rowdy Rudy,

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The internet sensation?

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Ugh!

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- There you go. - Rudy, I need to talk to you.

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Kim, I'm kind of in the middle

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of throwing people around for money here.

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Fine.

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I just thought I'd let you know

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Jack's gonna miss class today because he's in detention.

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What? Why?

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He got into a fight with a kid at school and flipped him,

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Just like you did to Mondo.

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What? I told you guys to never fight at school.

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Yeah, well, the kids are saying he went "all Rudy" On him.

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Wait, so now "going all Rudy" Means you beat someone up?

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Yeah, what did it used to mean?

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You know, losing your gym shorts during a volleyball match.

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Jack, where did you get the idea that I think violence is okay?

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I don't know, "Rowdy Rudy."

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What?

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I'm just choosing a costume for Wrestle Frenzy.

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Look, I tell you guys all the time

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It's never okay to fight in school.

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I saw a big guy picking on a nerd so I gave him a little shove.

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- Did he hit the guy? - No, but he kicked over his tuba case.

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So that made it okay for you to shove him?

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Rudy, I was just taking a stand like you did with Mondo.

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No, your situation is completely different.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I was protecting someone that really needed help.

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And you didn't like cutsies.

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Nobody likes cutsies. They're worse than takesies-backsies.

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So you say one thing and do another?

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You're a hypocrite.

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How dare you! I am your sensei

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And I deserve respect.

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Great. Now I got a run in my tights.

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What happened with Jack?

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He's mad because he got in a fight at school,

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And thinks it's the same as what happened to me in Falafel Phil's.

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Well, isn't it?

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No, it's completely different.

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I mean, I was you know--

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And he was all, you know--

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Do you guys really think I'm being a hypocrite?

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Oh yeah, totally.

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What have I done?

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Ew! She turned into Gerty?

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The girl wants my lips, but I can't give them to her.

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I have to end it.

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No, you're ending nothing.

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Julie's your first love.

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It's not fair to her.

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It's over.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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Listen, you, I was responsible for you two getting together,

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And I'm not letting you break it off over some dumb mental block.

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Kim, I appreciate your concern,

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But you're putting a lot of pressure on a place

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That my doctor thinks may be a third nipple.

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I can help you. Meet me at the dojo at 3:30.

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Yeah, I've got some fruit flies in the lab

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that'll be livid if I don't show up with a rotten plum.

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- Milton-- - 3:30 will work.

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Got your text, Rudy. What's up?

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Jack, I've made some mistakes in my life.

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Sushi flavored toothpaste, pet toupees.

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Don't forget mantyhose.

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No, no, that was a great idea. Just a bad name.

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I should have called them "Stockings for dudes."

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What do you want, Rudy?

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I wanted to apologize, Jack.

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Look, you were right.

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I was being a hypocrite.

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Fighting should always be the last resort.

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Thanks, Rudy.

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Wait, why did I have to come down here for you to tell me that?

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'Cause I'm gonna make things right.

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Mondo!

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- What do you want? - I have a proposal.

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We both know this match

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tomorrow is fake and nobody's gonna get hurt.

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I'm supposed to win, but I want you to win instead.

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Why do you wanna do that?

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'Cause I crossed the line the other day.

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Phil's food is not worth fighting over.

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You know it's a bad sign when you walk in the bathroom

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and see a cockroach throwing up in the toilet.

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You made me look like an idiot on the internet.

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My rabbi saw that.

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I'm sorry about everything.

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I embarrassed you and I sent a bad message to my students.

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If that's what you want, then that's what we'll do.

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That's pretty cool, Rudy.

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Let's not ruin the show for the guys.

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We'll just keep this our secret.

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You mean like how you wax your chest every Wednesday night?

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Wait. How'd you know about that?

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It's a combination of the screams

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and the way the toilet backs up 'cause it's full of wax and hair.

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We'll see you tomorrow, Mondo.

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Let's give 'em a good show.

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Okay.

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Oh, it's gonna be a good show.

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I'm gonna rip off his face and show it to his butt.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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Shut it!

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I can't do it.

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- You can do it. - I can't.

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- It's just a picture. - Every time I pucker,

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I see Gerty.

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- It's hopeless. - It's not hopeless.

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We'll just take it slowly, like getting into a hot tub.

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I don't get into hot tubs.

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They're bubbling cauldrons of bacteria.

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For the love of-- it's just a stupid...

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Oh, wow, what did we just do?

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Milton David Krupnick, you and kim?

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No, julie, I think you have the wrong--

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Julie, no, Kim was just kissing me to see if I'd like it.

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And I did.

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No, no, no, Julie, it's not what you think, okay?

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Milton was nervous because he knew you wanted to kiss him,

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And he wanted your first kiss to be perfect.

285
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Yes, and I didn't wanna ruin things by vomiting on your shoes.

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This was never about me, Julie.

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This was all about you.

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Milton, where did you get the idea that I wanted you to kiss me?

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You said you wanted to go to the next level.

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I was talking about the upper level of the museum.

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What?

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But you said it would be scary at first,

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and then it would be fun.

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Yeah, because after you get off the elevator,

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The first thing you see is the mummy exhibit.

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But if you keep going,

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There's a simulator that let's

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you travel through the human digestive tract.

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I heard about that.

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It's a magical journey from mastication to evacuation.

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That's one wild ride I wanna take with you.

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Oh, Milton.

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And about the other thing-- we don't need to rush.

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When we're ready, it'll happen.

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Thanks, Julie.

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Let's go get a smoothie.

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Just a second.

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Kim, thanks for helping Milton.

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I know you're a black belt,

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But if your lips get anywhere near my man ever again,

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I will end you, sister.

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- Got it. - Bye-bye.

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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Welcome to the Seaford Rec Center

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where Wrestle Frenzy is well underway.

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Oh, this is disgusting.

317
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These guys are sweating all over us.

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I know. Rudy got us the greatest seats ever.

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Check it out. I caught one of his teeth in my snow cone.

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Hello, everybody, I'm Jason Sehorn.

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And I used to play in the N.F.L.

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And now I'm here as your celebrity wrestling announcer in Seafood.

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- Seaford! - Don't care.

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And now into the ring,

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He's mad, he's mean, he's Mondo Mountain!

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The internet phenomenon, the mighty mouse that roared,

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the sensei sensation,

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Rowdy Rudy!

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That's right. Rowdy rudy is here to bring the pain, baby.

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- Oh! - My bad.

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My bad. Walk it off. Walk it off.

332
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,723
Hey, so I've seen these things.

333
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I think we should do a little smack talk.

334
00:17:51,693 --> 00:17:54,462
I'm gonna say something about your mama that I in no way mean.

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Your mama is so big--

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Mondo, buddy.

337
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I kind of felt that one. Maybe we can lighten it up a little bit.

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I'm sorry.

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- How was that? - Not good.

340
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I think I just peed into my lungs.

341
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Oh! - I knew I shouldn't have kept my car keys in my pocket.

342
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:24,661
And that can opener, that was just stupid.

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Come on, Mondo, rip his leg off and kick him with it.

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- I heard that, Jerry. - Sorry, Rudy.

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Ow!

346
00:18:34,806 --> 00:18:37,508
I'd really appreciate it if you'd stop that.

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I really don't bend that way!

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No!

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Oh!

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But, mommy, I don't wanna go to school today.

351
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Guys, something's not right.

352
00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:07,603
This is what you get for embarrassing me.

353
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Oh, Mongo, now!

354
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,775
Mondo's brother Mongo is coming from the locker room.

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All right, Rudy, we got this.

356
00:19:46,676 --> 00:19:48,678
Huh?

357
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Thanks, Jack.

358
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,857
You saved me.

359
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Sometimes you do have to take a stand, Rudy.

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And the winner is Rowdy Rudy!

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People, people,

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I have something to say, all right?

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00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,603
If you have a disagreement with someone,

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Try to work it out without resorting to violence.

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00:20:16,939 --> 00:20:19,742
Violence is never the answer.

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00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:23,546
- Yeah! - Violence rocks!

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00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:24,914
No, no, no, no, violence is bad.

368
00:20:24,948 --> 00:20:28,451
- It only leads to more violence. - Yeah!

369
00:20:28,485 --> 00:20:30,920
Good. We love violence!

370
00:20:30,954 --> 00:20:34,857
No, no. Peace is the answer.

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That's it! I saw who threw that. I'm going all Rudy on you!

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00:20:42,167 --> 00:20:45,008
Oh this internet dating has been so good to us.

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00:20:45,769 --> 00:20:49,705
Today's the day that we have been together for three months.

374
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:54,443
And I was thinking it's time for the kiss.

375
00:20:57,614 --> 00:20:58,977
Oh, Phil.

376
00:20:58,977 --> 00:21:02,452
I didn't see this coming.

377
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:07,135
All right, just close your eyes while I get ready.

378
00:21:07,169 --> 00:21:10,038
Okay.

379
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,011
All right.

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- I'm ready. - Okay.

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Ahem--

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Milton!

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That twisted little boy has ruined me.

384
00:21:29,893 --> 00:21:32,061
I thought we were having moment of good times.

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00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:34,230
Come back, Gerty. Gerty, come back!

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Why?

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